I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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