Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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