You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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