I'm going to jail i love you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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