you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think a kid would responsible me up
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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