so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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