About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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