vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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