After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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