I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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