Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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