Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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