So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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