She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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