Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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