why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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