Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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