onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
