FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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