What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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