wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also, beer. Big fan.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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