Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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