I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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