True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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