So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"