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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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