gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
