take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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