I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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