I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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