considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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