You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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