Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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