what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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