thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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