when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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