you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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