i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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