when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He did a backflip because drugs
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