That's intense
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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