I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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