I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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