Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
kristin has been a bad kristin
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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