He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize