Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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