Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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