dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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