oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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