My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Randomize
