I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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