i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
the raccoons are back...
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