Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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