my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
what day is it and did you see me today?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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