She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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